There's a Trick to Getting CDs Open
December 24th, 2007 by tiffanySource: The Ledger ()
Among the millions of compact discs lying wrapped under Christmas trees this morning, a certain percentage will bear stickers warning of “explicit content.”
The recording industry might consider another label that would be particularly apt today: “Warning. The exasperation of attempting to open this package could lead to explicit utterances.”
The packaging of CDs can lead to unholy exclamations, even on this holiday.
First, the gift recipient must penetrate a layer of shrink-wrapped plastic that offers no good finger-hold.
Then comes the challenge of removing that ultra-sticky strip of tape across the top of the CD, a protective band seemingly engineered to disintegrate under pressure into numerous tiny fragments that cling to human skin as tenaciously as leeches.
Steve Martin, in a humor piece for The New Yorker, once imagined the triumphant entry into hell of the designer of CD packaging, with Satan lauding his “good work.”
Here on Earth, Heather Bradman of the FYE music store in South Lakeland said she often notices customers sitting in their cars after a CD purchase, frantically attempting to extract the product from its protective clothing.
Tom Dobbins, a manager at FYE, said the packaging is intended to deter shoplifters from filching the discs, while the similar concealment of DVDs serves the same purpose and also keeps the discs from getting scratched during shipping.
Dobbins, who gladly obliges customers’ requests to open CDs for them, said it really isn’t that difficult.
His instructions:
Use a fingernail (or other sharp object) to puncture the shrink wrap in the gap between the spine along the left and the front square. (FYE sells a tool with a blade encased that slices through the plastic.)
With the coating removed, place the disc on a flat surface and the front upward to pop it loose from the bottom left hinge. Pry it away from …